{"product_id":"dildo-domestic-partner-gartenzwerg-schwarz-34-x-11-cm","title":"Dildo Domestic Partner Garden Gnome Black 34 x Ø 11 cm","description":"\u003ch3\u003eDildo Domestic Partner Garden Gnome Black 34 x Ø 11 cm 🎩\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dildo shaped like a garden gnome, listed by the maker as The Ass Midget and part of the Special Task Force Collection. The shape is both the joke and the function: the pointed hat starts narrow and grows thicker towards the base, so the girth increases with every centimetre. The packaging states a clearly greater length than the shop did and gives the diameter as a range, while the shop carried a single figure. Both have been corrected from the card; the values stand in the heading and in the at-a-glance list. PVC is porous and belongs to one person; clean it after every use. This size is not meant for beginners. It stands under \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/anal-plugs\" title=\"Anal plugs\"\u003eanal plugs\u003c\/a\u003e, with \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/anal-sex-toys\" title=\"Anal Sex Toys\"\u003eanal sex toys\u003c\/a\u003e and under \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/sex-toys-for-men\" title=\"Sex Toys for Men\"\u003esex toys for men\u003c\/a\u003e; what else comes from this brand is shown by the \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/domestic-partner-premium-sex-toys-dildos-and-fetish-accessories\" title=\"Domestic Partner\"\u003ebrand world of Domestic Partner\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ At a glance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e dildo, XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eModel:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Ass Midget\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e〰️ \u003cstrong\u003eShape:\u003c\/strong\u003e garden gnome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e PVC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColour:\u003c\/strong\u003e black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eSize per the card:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34 cm long, Ø 7 to 11 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eFor:\u003c\/strong\u003e the experienced\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho is a size like this for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the experienced, not for beginners.\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone just trying anal starts with fingers and small plugs; a piece of this girth is the end of a long line, not its beginning. Smaller ones stand under \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/anal-plugs\" title=\"Anal plugs\"\u003eanal plugs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow do you prepare?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWith time, warmth and a great deal of lubricant.\u003c\/strong\u003e The sphincter does not open on command; a warm shower, smaller sizes first and breaks are the difference between stretching and injury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich lubricant suits it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater-based and plenty of it, ideally thick.\u003c\/strong\u003e Anally the body produces nothing of its own, and thin gel is gone after two minutes. Suitable ones stand under \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/anal-fisting-lubricant\" title=\"Anal + Fisting Lubricant\"\u003eanal and fisting lubricant\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat matters about the material?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePVC is porous.\u003c\/strong\u003e It cannot be made germ-free, so it belongs to one person and gets washed and dried thoroughly after every use. A condom over it makes cleaning easier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhen do you stop?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt pain, blood or resistance.\u003c\/strong\u003e Stretching may feel like pressure, never like tearing. What does not slide on its own does not get pushed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow discreetly does it arrive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn a plain box with no hint of the contents.\u003c\/strong\u003e At this size it is the parcel that stands out, not the contents.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Domestic Partner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57748120764760,"sku":"SPT80B","price":67.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/8544\/5976\/files\/SPT80B_2_1.png?v=1784541437","url":"https:\/\/www.dildodave.de\/en\/products\/dildo-domestic-partner-garden-gnome-black-34-x-11-cm","provider":"dildodave.de","version":"1.0","type":"link"}