Crazy Bull - Realistic Vibrating Masturbators

🐂 Crazy Bull – 76 masturbators, 35 cock rings, 24 torsos

Crazy Bull has a reputation as a masturbator brand, and that is half right: 76 of the 121 items are masturbators. The other half tends to get overlooked – 35 cock rings and, spread across two product types, 24 torsos.

⚖️ The torsos: weight is the decision

From Hetty at 1.9 kg to Julia at 11 kg – with models at 4, 4.8, 5, 5.5, 6.8, 7, 7.1, 7.5 and 8.5 kg in between. Weight is what actually decides the purchase: light models can be held and put away, heavy ones stay put and feel closer to a body, but they no longer fit in a drawer. All have a vagina and an anus; three also have suction and sound.

💍 The 35 cock rings

A complete second product line, all silicone and all with the internal diameter in the title: from 1.9 cm on the double oval rings to 5.4 cm on the soft nubbed ring. In between are models named Arvell, Brodan, Clauzell and Dilson, plus a spiral ring at 5 cm. Measure the circumference while erect and divide by 3.14 – that gives you the diameter. More under cock rings.

🖐️ Masturbators with and without a base

The core of the brand: vaginas, many with an anus, 17 as a double opening, 16 with vibration. Five models sit in a fixed base of 10 x 10 cm and can be used hands-free – two of them with a voice base, meaning sound playback. Examples are the Emma double vagina, the Flora with base and the rechargeable Flora.

🧪 TPR or silicone – the difference that matters

48 items are TPR, 35 are silicone. That is not a detail: TPR is softer and closer to skin, but porous. It cannot be boiled, it picks up odours if it is not dried properly, and it is maintained with renewing powder. Silicone is non-porous and easier to look after, but feels less like skin. If you go for TPR, dry it thoroughly – and use a condom if the toy is shared.

For every masturbator the same applies: plenty of water-based lubricant, then cleaning with toy cleaner. Related areas are realistic masturbators and love dolls; the basics are in the guide What is a masturbator.

❓ Frequently asked questions

Which torso weight is right?

Under 5 kg a torso can still be moved with one hand and stored easily – good for a first purchase and for small flats. From 7 kg it stays where you put it, but feels considerably more substantial. 11 kg is the upper limit at Crazy Bull; that is no longer something you carry to the bathroom.

What is the difference between TPR and silicone?

TPR is soft and comes closer to the feel of skin, but it is porous – it cannot be boiled and needs careful drying. Silicone is non-porous, hygienically straightforward and more durable, though it feels a little firmer. Both take water-based lubricant only.

What is renewing powder for?

It is cornstarch or talc powder for TPR and TPE surfaces. Applied thinly once the toy is completely dry, it stops the material turning tacky and sticking to itself. Silicone does not need it.

How do I find the right cock ring size?

Measure the circumference where the ring is meant to sit, while erect, and divide that by 3.14. The result is the diameter – and that is exactly what Crazy Bull puts in the product title. Silicone forgives a few millimetres; even so, never wear a ring for longer than 20 to 30 minutes.

How is it delivered?

In neutral packaging with no indication of the contents, and the same goes for the entry on your bank statement. Shipping within Germany is free, with no minimum order value.