Fuck Fist

🖐️ Fuck Fist – seven model ranges, each in four sizes

Fuck Fist is not a collection of individual toys but a system. Seven model ranges named after Norse gods – Buri, Dagr, Freyr, Hoenir, Magni, Thor and Tyr – each come in S, M, L and XL. That means you can work up within the same shape instead of changing the shape at every step.

The measurements are in every product title, in the form “18 x Ø 8 cm”. The second number is the diameter – and that is the one that decides. The span runs from Ø 4 cm to Ø 10.8 cm.

📐 The ranges and what they are for

• Tyr and Hoenir – the slimmest ranges, from Ø 4 cm; this is where you begin
• Freyr and Magni – the middle ground, Ø 5 to 9 cm
• Thor and Buri – curved, for targeted pressure forwards, up to Ø 10.5 cm
• Dagr – the thickest range, short and heavy on diameter, up to Ø 10.8 cm

Jumping from S to XL within one range more than doubles the diameter. Use the sizes in between – that is what they are there for. More models sit under Fisting Dildos and Extreme Dildos.

🧴 The lubricants – the real focus

Almost a third of the range is lubricant, and in every base. For this kind of play that is not an accessory but a precondition:

• Water-based – 50 to 500 ml, compatible with everything, but needs topping up
• Silicone-based – lasts far longer, but attacks silicone toys
• Thick hybrid – the compromise, 500 ml
• Lubricant powder – mixed with water, 100 to 285 g; makes a great deal of gel very cheaply
• Milking grease and oil-based lubricating cream – very long-lasting and economical, but not latex-safe – do not combine with condoms or latex gloves
• Empty bottle – 500 ml, for decanting from the canister

Which lubricant is right for what is covered in detail in the lubricant guide; the full selection sits under Anal & Fisting Lubricant.

🚿 Anal douches

Seven models, with nozzles from 13.5 cm to 45 cm, plus a bulb and a pear-shaped douche. The long silicone nozzles are flexible; the short plastic ones are rigid and meant for the lower section only. Warm water, no pressure, not too often – otherwise the bowel regulates itself less well.

❓ Frequently asked questions

What size do I start with?

At Ø 4 to 5 cm, so Tyr S or Hoenir S. That sounds modest but is already substantial to begin with. Work up over weeks, not over one evening – the sphincter does stretch, but it needs time to do it.

How much lubricant is enough?

More than you think. For this kind of play you count in handfuls, not drops – which is why the 500 ml bottles and the powder for mixing exist. Better to top up part-way through than to carry on when it starts to drag.

What is lubricant powder?

A powder you mix with water yourself. 285 g makes several litres of gel. It is by far the cheapest option if you need large quantities, and you set the consistency yourself through how much water you add.

What do I need to know about safety?

Pain is a warning signal, not a stage to push through. If it hurts, the last step was too big – stop rather than override it. Keep your fingernails short, always play with a partner who responds to feedback, and agree on a stop word. Bleeding or lasting pain belongs in front of a doctor.

What a safe start looks like is set out step by step in the article What is fisting?.

How do I clean the toys?

With lukewarm water and a toy cleaner, before and after every use, then let them dry completely. With large silicone models it is worth storing them lying flat – hung up, they warp over time.

How is it delivered?

In neutral packaging with no indication of the contents, and the same goes for the entry on your bank statement. Shipping within Germany is free, with no minimum order value.